OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.
^ I DID NOT KNOW THAT
Dear police chief dimwit,
I’m pretty sure that cops who are serial rapists DON’T ACTUALLY CARE if you’ve committed a crime or not when they’re deciding whether to pull you over and rape you. You moron.
You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong
I don’t cradle my juice and yet I still manage to not spill it because I don’t try and fucking trick shot it into the fucking glass from a bajillion feet up and away like who the fuck pours like that?
Your sexuality (even if you haven’t figured it out yet) is hella rad okay.
Those gifs of Damien in the ring with Sheamus in his tag are…are…
If you say “Badgers” in the mirror three times with the lights off Brian May will appear
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again."